I am beautiful, no matter what they say

I've always known that looks don't matter to Paris Hilton...I mean, has anyone seen Nick Carter??? I'm going to now insult him in a very immature manner:
He puts the "fug" in "fugly" (can't help myself, I'm obsessed w/ this word)
He fell down the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
He's so ugly, his mom had to feed him w/ a sling shot. (This one works better using "momma" instead of "mom" and also if it's said by the Fresh Prince rather than a cracker from East Texas)

I'm so bored right now, I realize that everything I'm writing is not only completely ridiculous, but also just not funny. I've accepted this and am ready to keep going.

I find this funny/amusing/hilarious: Christina Aguilera preaching abstinence to teenagers. (via golden fiddle). I see this as being about as useful as a video of the Ku Klux Klan teaching tolerance. How is she an authority or even a relavant spokesperson? It's not as if she's learned some big lesson...give me a pregnant teenager, that will scare the sh*t out of them (not really, but in theory)...not someone who became famous using their sexuality/skank appeal. Why am I even arguing about this...it's for MTV...I shouldn't set such high standards. I do have to applaud Xtina for using the term "dry humping"...I don't think it's a term that's used quite enough.

And I'm spent.
R.